Great, I was so amped about summer. I was forward to doing all the things I missed out on last summer. Like, doing a yard sale or going to the beach.

Honestly, I don’t feel like doing crap. I just want to lay around and chill. It’s hot outside but inside it is a fridge. Just for today, I will lounge around and not give a damn.

Am I wrong? But isn’t the unsung hero of the summer those lazy days? You those summer days where you don’t have to do anything but be American and enjoy freedom.

Some days are busier than others.  Running around hustling, wheeling, and dealing gets tiring in the heat. Like all the extra money you made had to go to bottles of water and an exponential electric bill. There is no winning when it comes to grinding in the heat.

That why those lazy summer days exist. No excuse needed to stay inside and just doo nothing. No work, no hustle just you in your underwear enjoying some Netflix and chill.

Yeah, you can say I am being a bum. The only time I shower on those lazy summer days is when I am sweating from going to the store. Butt stinks, condiment stains on my tank top and a cold beer on the coffee table.

Some might say eww, but you haven’t lived until you find yourself wasted on a Wednesday afternoon. Don’t mention easy and convenient fast food. Like, a milkshake and a hamburger, followed by a blunt and some CBD gummies, mixed with some Lofi on the Bluetooth speaker; that’s a comfy time getting wasted on summer day.

Like it’s Friday, you ain’t gotta go to work and you kinda just want to relax. You know the heat, the heat zaps your energy making you wanna binge and take a nap.

If it wasn’t for those lazy days I probably wouldn’t have a kid. Those lazy days are better with the company. Getting Rockstar wasted isn’t fun without your favorite groupie. There have been those great lazy days with my wife getting drunk sipping wine coolers and laying in bed listening to music. I’ll even shower just to keep her around.

The thing is those lazy summer days turn into mid-summer nights dreams. Laying in bed restless from sleeping all day. The air isn’t as hot, it’s a nice night to make the babies, or at least try.

I am going to go and take in the summertime while it is still here. I may not be going to the beach but that doesn’t mean I can’t have that beach bum mental right in the comfort of my own home. Just me, blunts and beer laying in bed like I am laying on the beach. If a man can dream why can’t he pretend?