Ninjas are known to be the worst assassins that ever walked the earth. Known to slit their own mother’s throat for the right price. These are some horrible people.

A ninja is a natural-born menace to society. They engage in the worst behavior for fun. Most use opium, and getting high is the driving force behind a ninja’s actions.

Ninjas hide their faces to conceal their identity. They hope no one will know the wicked things they’ve done behind their mask. Often, a ninja will pose as an innocent civilian.

They lurk in the shadows waiting for the time when their prey is most vulnerable to attack. They hide in your closet waiting for you to fall asleep before they get you. Once you are relaxed a ninja will spring out of the closet ready to set it on you.

If they can’t get you then they will target whatever is closest to you. Your car, jewels, job, and even your dog. Poor poor Fido, the ninja gonna get to him.

Be on the lookout for ninjas, you could be walking to the store, and the most beautiful female ninja has their eyes on you.

They will their female ninja powers to lure you into a bush; a dark secluded bush. There they will distract you long enough to steal all your money. These female ninjas are the worst kind of ninjas 🤣.

Ninjas are all around so be careful. A ninja knows that ninjas should have never existed. Why does the world need some people who do such horrible stuff. They play loud music, drink, and smoke with cigarettes. They do all types of hood rat things.

Modern days society tries to make being a ninja look cool and glamorous.  There is nothing cool about riding a motorcycle through the city with a firearm. That is what these ninjas are known for crouch rockets and mini Uzi’s.

If you see a ninja warn a warn a ninja 🥷.  A Ninja should have no problem fighting another ninja. You can just buy a ninja on your local corner. Ninja love doing gangster stuff for money.

If you’re down you don’t even have to pay a ninja. They will do what you want if you get them high. The works very well on ninjas. They will do anything for a hit.

Most ninjas are a problem to society. They are annoying and need to be stopped. If you feel like ninjas are a problem in your neighborhood, please call the opps. The opp’s hates ninjas and will do everything possible to watch and gossip about them.

Ninjas are a real problem in middle-class neighborhoods throughout the world. Their poor underclass tendencies make living unbearable. Again, if you see a ninja call the opp’s immediately.