Yo my man! Cough in my direction again and we gonna have a problem, you dig? I can’t stand those humans who decide they want to cough openly. Like, that’s gross, ewww.

If you’re seriously cruising for a brushing then cough in my direction again. Just saying, that kind of thing causes fights. Like, I don’t want your germs. Keep them to yourself and cover your mouth.

I can’t afford to get sick, especially by some jerk who wants to cough and not cover their mouth. Like, they didn’t learn anything from COVID? OK, if we no social distancing anymore, (which I loved) at least if you’re going to cough cover your darn mouth.

I don’t care if you’re smoking and it’s a smoker’s cough; I really dont. If you smoking garbage and you think that it’s funny to cough then you deserve a civil penalty. In other words, you need an ass beating, who knows you might even get paid.

You and crack smoking outta a brown paper bag can go that way, you know curve ninja. If you think it’s funny, wait to you catch a cold from someone coughing in your direction. See how pissed you would be.

People are gross, they have nasty habits. It ok and completely normal to have to cough. What matters is what you do when you have to cough. Are your a polite gentleman and cover your mouth? If so thank you.

If you know you’re sick and have to go out, wear a face covering. No one needs to get sick. Be a model citizen and protect yourself and others by wearing a face covering if you’re feeling under the weather.