Have you ever had the unfortunate experience of meeting a derpy acquaintance? Like that guy who is all kinds of slow. Makes you wonder if they were dropped on the head as a baby.

Those guys that just don’t have their head on straight. They may seem cool but even still something still seems off about them.

Keep those derpy mofo’s away from me. They need to keep them and their don’t act right away from me. That can really be annoying to the fullest extent of the word.

Derpy az people aren’t just difficult to be around they are difficult to be seen with. Like, it doesn’t feel so cool being around a derpy az derp. That can totally hurt your street cred.

A derp person is the type of guy who walks into a store and drops the grape soda. On the flu side of town in June. They are problematic with their totally uncool behavior.

They are blunders to the max. They don’t make a cute little mess, they make a catastrophe. The make it hot and draw attention to the cool things in life and make them wack. Who’s friend is this? Take them home they’re drunk.

Derpy az little twerps are full of problems. They look like little gang bangers just not the cool ones. You know cool ones that have seen some shit. No, these are them.

These derpy az tweenies have seen anything pass their mom’s boobs. Like this fung pay are little butt munches that want to start trouble to earn strips. They figure being some trouble-making chumps is gonna get them down.

It’s gonna get them down alright. These little derps think it is cool to be in the life. They got it all wrong, it’s not about how much trouble you make, it’s about how much money you make.

Keep derpy az grimy turds away from me. They are gross man, and I don’t want to be seen with them. Freaking space candidates go that way / curve↪️