The Headless Horseman Lives In Brooklyn.

Long ago in Sleepy Hallow New York lives a mass murder. It was sometime in the 1700 that a man known only as the horseman. He would ride his horse across New York killing people on horseback.

He would ride the merchant paths looking for greedy merchants to slay. Riding throughout New York killing traveling salesmen from other states. With his cleaver in hand, he would slaughter whoever annoying salesmen that crossed his path.

It was said that the horseman originally was a soldier in the American revolution. He made a grand fortune. One day a traveling salesman sold him a dream. And when he awoke the only thing he had was a clever and his horse.

After that day the horseman pledged to kill whoever came to New York in hopes of getting rich quick. Always in search of that one salesman that took everything from him that he loved.

One day the city heard of this murderous horseman. They sent troops to hunt down the horseman and kill him. They found him living in filth. They said he was insane and that the devil had taken control of his mind. So they beheaded him and shot his horse.

500 years later his hatred for transplants made him materialize. His spirit couldn’t rest as people moved to New York for cheap, in hopes of swindling gullible New Yorkers. These con artists has awoken his spirit.

One man with plans on gentrifying Brooklyn crossed paths with the Headless Horseman. He was walking home one night from a bar. He planned on buying historic townhomes and turning them into shopping complexes.

He was crossing the street and was mowed down by the Headless Horseman. He body was dragged for about a mile before the horseman finally discarded his body.

Another account of Headless Horseman is a drug dealer from Ohio. He was the very slimy kind. He lied, stole, and cheated people out of everything.

While he was driving down Prospect Park the horseman chased his car down. Riding his horse he circled the car the horseman hacking and slashing the guys BMW. Out of freight he fled his car but the horseman would not show mercy. The headless horseman chopped off his limbs and left him for dead.

The horseman especially hates noisy transplants. A group of hipsters were here on big business. They were starting a low budget popup with a lot of hype. They heard of the horseman but paid the story’s no mind.

As their pop was just opening the horseman rode his horse through their pop-up. Chopping the hipster into pieces and destroying their merchandise.

The horseman still rides his horse in hopes of killing scammers that come to New York. He lost everything because of scammers and can’t rest until he rids his state of those who wish to take advantage of it.


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