Believe it or not. Our world is in danger.

You might think that the current state of the world, right now, with all of its problems is something. What we really need to be worried about is the dinosaur prophecy. It is this prophecy, that states, that one day, we humans, will, by the power of scientists, be forced to live alongside dinosaurs. The dinosaur prophecy is real. And yes, my friends, it is really about to happen.

Many a Millennia ago, it is said that ancient man once walked hand-in-hand with dinosaurs. These creatures were our pets. They were our co-workers and friends. When the last ancient humans left the earth on a mythical dragon, in their infinite wisdom, they had also left the world behind to our friends… The dinosaurs.

When humans re-spawned once more upon the earth, those ancient dinosaurs that were left behind from the old world… They guided us into a civilized way of life. And because no good turn goes unpunished, history, unfortunately, often repeats itself. If not echoes.

Without fail or hesitation, mankind turned on the dinosaurs. Simply, because humans didn’t want or need anyone in our business. Even if being in our business, was for our own good, the pursuit of civility, and technological progress. So, in our infinite wisdom. We humans killed all of the dinosaurs.

After we killed all of the dinosaurs from the surface of this world, it was then, that the pact was made. We swore to never, ever, ever revive our former overseers. Deep down, we knew that the dinosaurs were only here to try and control us.

Let’s face it, these creatures. These dinosaurs are indeed, dangerous reptiles that can enter murder mode. Enter murder mode, any time that they want. In an instant. Without hesitation.

Now, scientists in secret laboratories around the world are tirelessly at work. They are working on a grand scheme. It is a grand plan to once again, under secrecy, to revive the deadly, ancient, ancient once extinct, reptile killing-machines. Dinosaurs!

These scientists desire strongly to be taken seriously in their pursuit of a dinosaur resurrection. And they are stopping at nothing, absolutely nothing, to execute their diabolical plan to reincarnate, what should remain, a long since gone away species. Dinosaurs.

These scientists are determined in their efforts. As these scientists, they want to enslave humanity by establishing… A new, and improved, dinosaur supremacy.

These scientists, while you are busy sleeping, eating, or playing video games… They are planning on creating an army of weaponized dinosaurs. I’m talking about dinosaurs outfitted with laser and heat-seeking missiles.

When fully equipped and released upon the earth, these almighty lizards will usher a new world order. Swiftly, full throttle, and with the utmost degree of unholy terror like the world has never seen. And behind these powerful and destructive dinosaurs, outfitted with lasers, the scientists responsible for resurrecting them will be at the helm of the operation.

And to remind you how pathetic, bleak, and hopeless this new future world will be… There is nothing. Absolutely nothing we can do to stop them. We can only hope and pray that our new dinosaur overlords will be merciful.

And my friend, it’s only a matter of time before you, will indeed, have to worry about the coming fruition of the dinosaur prophecy. The dinosaurs are being born in secret labs right now, awaiting for the time for them to rise again, once more.