When the Autumn season arrives, so does cuffing season. Cuffing season unofficially starts on Labor Day and ends on Easter. Cuffing season is when lovers get together and enjoy the changing of the season. It is called cuffing season because, like prisoners you and your lover are bound together. With hugs and snuggles, you and your lover enjoy lockdown. To cold to go out and if you do venture forth the to avoid loneliness you bring your co-defendant with you. Like two partners in crime, together you and your lover travel.

Cuffing season is great if you love romance. With the warm autumn leaves and the prospect of snow, It’s a perfect time to spend indulging in your lovers company. Not everyone is going to like the fact you have someone to spend the season with. Where there is love, there is also hate. People are jealous and envious and will stop at nothing to end your relationship. There are some miserable people out there, and they hate to see you happy. So while you’re coo, coo, chacooing, someone is hoping your relationship goes to hell. Don’t let these people stop your love though. Stay with your lover and don’t let outside or internal forces ruin your season.

Cuffing season lasts a long time. If you and your lover are to make it pass the first half, then here comes the holidays Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s. You don’t want to be alone for the holidays. When dealing with family and friends, having someone that you love to deal with chaotic and toxic people that you may be acquainted with or related to. Having someone have your back in sticky situations is important. Being by yourself, you’re more vulnerable, and there is nobody to advocate for you when dealing with gatherings with friends and family. A good partner with stand up for you when functions start going south.

Cuffing season is awesome. It’s people that haven’t been cuffed that makes it suck. With a chill in the air and a warm snuggle, you two will be like two peas in a pod. Inmates are in the jail cell of love. Happy you found each other and glad to see each other. Haters gonna hate just let the kisses pile up. Enjoy a nice nozzle and piss people with your displays of public affection. With a pumpkin spice latte in hand, enjoy this Cuffing Season.


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